A quick hookup... in theory

last week I was feeling like I needed some male attention so I turned to ol' not faithful.. Craigslist.  and saw a few ads that seemed to fit my mood that evening..

1. guy looking for a quick blow and go.
2. gloryhole setup.

I emailed both of them.. hoping for the gloryhole to get back to me.. but he didnt' seem interested or didn't check his email one of the two.. so I decided I could do a quick blowjob on someone instead.. gets me off.. gets someone off great..

I should have known from the endless supply of emails/messages that it wasn't going to be good.. but I pushed on.  I was horny can you blame me?

He finally got over to my place.. and started asking for a tour/questions about my apartment.. dude shut up and let me get your cock down my throat.  I quickly cut the tour short by moving him into my bedroom.. he wasn't hot. he wasn't cute. he wasn't even my unattractive but gets me hard type. he was just a means to an end.. but he wanted to talk. and talk. and makeout.

If you post an ad saying you want blown then don't kiss me. don't talk to me. sit and let me suck it.  damn this bitch wouldn't stop.. finally I shoved him on the bed and started sucking.. he had no problem getting hard, but wanted to suck me for a second.. I obliged just to get him to shut up for a few minutes.. then he starts feeling my ass.. dude. BLOW and GO.

finally I get back to work.. I'm throwing everything I've got at the guy.. any more time with him and I would have likely feigned some kind of illness.. He told me he shoots huge loads.. ummm no sir that was a very average load. and it tasted like blah. don't talk about how great you are if you arent.

he then offered to hangout and talk some.. to which i kindly said I've gotta get to bed.. and shoved him outside. It's moments like that one that make me wanna give up on craigslist all together sometimes.