November 17, 2011

Kink

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November 14, 2011

The Ram

second location on my slutty trip around Chicago.


The Ram "a gay treasure"

I'm not sure if I'd call it a treasure.. but a fun ending to an otherwise blueball causing evening.. yes.

If you've never been to the Ram it's basically a series of Hallways with a bunch of gloryholes off them that end in an awkward "dance" room... with a cage. When you enter you pay your 15 dollars.. get back into the video area and find a hallway full of horny guys who want to suck cock.  If you happen to also enjoy sucking cock you are in sad luck because most of the guys are there only to get blown.. not be blown.. as i quickly found out..

There are also a few rooms where you could sit.. (I wouldn't) or lay with a guy and get a bit more intimate than this..


I walked around a bit.. found a cute guy with blonde hair, glasses, professor looking type of guy.. late 30's early 40s who blew me for a bit.. wanted my load but I wasn't ready it give it up just yet.. there was a hallway full of guys I wanted to taste first...

well I should have offered it.. because I quickly found that everyone else wasn't as attractive.. or simply only wanted to suck like I did.. so I ended up finding him again and stepping into a gloryhole.. he gave good head and I was quickly pulling the two photos below all over his face/mouth.



when I stepped out of the cubicle I saw him, kissed him, and said thanks as I was leaving.. Fun place!  Try it out.  Overpriced but maybe it's busier on another night.

November 11, 2011

The Lucky Horseshoe Lounge

As you will see in the following week or so of posts... I've been on alittle trip.. hope you enjoy.. I know I did.


First up on a night out was The Lucky Horseshoe Lounge.. I'd never been before so this was a first for me.. Actually everything "frisky" was new this trip..

I've been to a few strip clubs in my days, so I think I can offer a good view.. I'll break it up into a few categories.
The Club, The Boys, Fellow Patrons, Frisky Factor

The Club - I'd read some bad reviews so i wasn't sure what to expect.. honestly I didn't see anything wrong with it.  The reviews I'd read were saying it was stuck in the 80's... nah just an older bar to me.  The staff were all very nice, the drinks were all over priced, but I expected that.  Nice sized space and 2 dancer areas in the club.

The Boys - Not the hottest.. but not the worst I've seen.  There was a pretty good mix of races on the night I was there.. Most of them were younger.. there was 1 older slightly awkward time to hangup your g-string guy.. Cute little blonde boy that was fun to tip..



The Fellow Patrons - Mostly stuck to themselves.. odd thing was the number of people who were there simply to have a beer and not pay any attention to the dancers.. they seriously didn't look up once.. I'm sure you can get a cheaper beer elsewhere in Boystown. I know it actually.

The Frisky Factor - This is where the club fell for me.  I've been to a few places that are very don't touch. others that are very touch, lick, hold, suck, do whatever you want for a dollar... but this fell in the middle area.. I was fine touching.. but none of the boys seemed to offer more than that.  Didn't see any cock. but I also didn't sit with them in the side areas of the club like some people did after their dances.. I might have gotten more.. but when on the stages they didn't offer it up.  I didn't see anything going on around me.. so I'm guessing it didn't happen...

Overall I'd five it.. 3 dicks outta 5, I'll go back.  It wasn't great.. but it was more than most places have so I'd support them.

November 10, 2011

A quick hookup... in theory

last week I was feeling like I needed some male attention so I turned to ol' not faithful.. Craigslist.  and saw a few ads that seemed to fit my mood that evening..

1. guy looking for a quick blow and go.
2. gloryhole setup.

I emailed both of them.. hoping for the gloryhole to get back to me.. but he didnt' seem interested or didn't check his email one of the two.. so I decided I could do a quick blowjob on someone instead.. gets me off.. gets someone off great..

I should have known from the endless supply of emails/messages that it wasn't going to be good.. but I pushed on.  I was horny can you blame me?

He finally got over to my place.. and started asking for a tour/questions about my apartment.. dude shut up and let me get your cock down my throat.  I quickly cut the tour short by moving him into my bedroom.. he wasn't hot. he wasn't cute. he wasn't even my unattractive but gets me hard type. he was just a means to an end.. but he wanted to talk. and talk. and makeout.

If you post an ad saying you want blown then don't kiss me. don't talk to me. sit and let me suck it.  damn this bitch wouldn't stop.. finally I shoved him on the bed and started sucking.. he had no problem getting hard, but wanted to suck me for a second.. I obliged just to get him to shut up for a few minutes.. then he starts feeling my ass.. dude. BLOW and GO.

finally I get back to work.. I'm throwing everything I've got at the guy.. any more time with him and I would have likely feigned some kind of illness.. He told me he shoots huge loads.. ummm no sir that was a very average load. and it tasted like blah. don't talk about how great you are if you arent.

he then offered to hangout and talk some.. to which i kindly said I've gotta get to bed.. and shoved him outside. It's moments like that one that make me wanna give up on craigslist all together sometimes.