September 29, 2011

nights like tonight...

remind me why I need to find a few fuck buddies to have on speed dial.

Damn I'm horny as shit... but being that a. I live in the town of no hookups. b. the town of no public sex other than flex. and c. it's raining so a hookup really isn't going to happen.. I'm sitting here watching porn

I've found a really hot tumblr account I'd like to share with you..

http://irishcub.tumblr.com/

here are a few examples of what you'll find.. Bonus he's a Cleveland Boy.


yumm. Look at all those hot men.. I'd die to be on the piss pig in the middle.


my ex used to dominate me during sex.. didn't enjoy it then.. but miss being someone's bitch now.


How adorable is this guy.. I just wanna.. well you can imagine what I wanna do to him..


If only gloryholes like this existed in the CLE..

happy spanking..

September 12, 2011

for the love of Theater

Hey guys.. been awhile.. sorry, not much whoring around going on.. That's the sad part of where I live.. lots of Gays.. but they are all prudes who never wanna hook up.. eh.

I was horny as shit a few days ago.. but didn't wanna deal with trying to find someone online/grindr/etc never seems to work for me.. and the thought of Flex just wasn't drawing me in either... so I did the only thing I could think... The Adult Theater

I've gotta drive about an hour to get to one that's open, but it's usually worth it.. I don't recall ever writing about it before, but I've been a few times.. Usually not the most exciting stories so I tend to not share them really.. but this time was a little different..

Upon getting there I paid my fee and checked out the scene.. Mostly older unattractive guys, but a few that were appealing enough to get my cock jumping a bit.. The place only has one screen, about 10 rows of chairs, and a few corners that people tend to hangout in.. I sat for a bit watching the *horrible* straight porn playing. Most of the action tends to happen behind the screen where there is a bit of a box that's dark/shielded from view.. note I said most. I'll come back to that..

Anyway.. to start the evening I like to watch when I'm there.. An ok looking guy walked down behind the screen.. I went down and we immediately started pawing eachothers cocks through our pants, within seconds I had his cock out of his pants and was stroking him to hardness.. well he did the same.. and within even fewer seconds I had about 6 unattractive guys pawing me.. I'm all about alittle group action from time to time (remember the story from NOLA?) but I wasn't having it there.. I had to get out.. in part because it was just gross, in part it was too many, and in part I just wasn't feeling slutty enough yet apparently.

I went back to watch some more porn.. and sat down for a bit.. The guy who followed me in motioned for me to come back and stand on the back of the wall with him.. Its then that I noticed alot more public action happening than usual, there was a really hot couple getting it in full view and no-one seemed to be jumping on them.. so I learned my lesson.. behind the curtain the trolls will attack.. do it in the open and they are all too afraid... So what's a good boy to do but go back and drop to his knees in front of the guy I wanted to blow.. I went down on him for probably 15 mins or so and he said we should head into the back.. Well I wasn't up for that so much.. but I wanted a load so I followed him.. He blew me a bit.. and suprisningly the troll crowd didn't follow.. I was enjoying the head.. but wanted some cum.. I didn't want to blow my load just yet.. So i got back down on my knees and start sucking some more.. I noticed a guy watching us.. I don't mind being watched and he was stroking and seemed to enjoy, so I gave him a good show.. making some noise, smacking my tongue alittle, begging for the guys cum..
Well.. I got alittle surprise.. when the guy I was blowing came to a climax all over my face/mouth it was apparently too much for my voyeur because i felt him spray his load all over the side of my face as well. Hey 2 for the price of 1 awesome! Now there was a slight problem.. at the bathhouse I have a towel to clean up.. here I had nothing.. so I walked all the way back to the bathroom with a cumsplattered face that definately got some attention from the crowd! Imagine this guy walking past you...

I'll post the finisher to the story later this week.. but a little preview would be a second load from a voyeur followed by me fucking a load into an older spandex clad hottie.